Dear kind ma’am with the umbrella…

You are not going to melt. Put it away and spare us all the horrors of you poking us in the eyeballs.

Same goes for the guy in the raincoat and baseball cap. What the hell do you need an umbrella for? Buy a waterproof or leather case and move on, you pansy.

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