An Open Letter…

To the gentleman driving the brand-spaning-new, all wheel drive, 306 HP Infiniti G35x, exiting the Turnpike at interchange 11 on bone-dry pavement, and driving well below the posted “caution” speed of 35 in the left lane of the ramp:

You wasted your $35,000. Next time you need to buy a car, please purchase a Kia and deliver the remaining $15,000 to me.

Thanks,

Me

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