Category Archives: Commuting

An Open Letter…

To the gentleman driving the brand-spaning-new, all wheel drive, 306 HP Infiniti G35x, exiting the Turnpike at interchange 11 on bone-dry pavement, and driving well below the posted “caution” speed of 35 in the left lane of the ramp:

You wasted your $35,000. Next time you need to buy a car, please purchase a Kia and deliver the remaining $15,000 to me.

Thanks,

Me

Dear kind ma’am with the umbrella…

You are not going to melt. Put it away and spare us all the horrors of you poking us in the eyeballs.

Same goes for the guy in the raincoat and baseball cap. What the hell do you need an umbrella for? Buy a waterproof or leather case and move on, you pansy.